Tickle her fancy

To sexually pleasure a woman by means of vaginal stimulation with the fingers; to finger

My girlfriend gets poon juice all over my hand whenever I tickle her fancy.

by lightspeed January 3, 2013

Fancy Shmancy

Adjective. Describes an extraordinarily fancy thing, event, or person that your jealousy causes you to play down.
a) beyond your social class and/or tax bracket
b) you failed to get the invite
c) you never heard of becuase you are "out of the loop"

* Sometimes accompanied by hand-on-hip

"Get a load of Miss fancy shmancy flaunting her Movados and her Escalade!"

"I ate alone last night because my jerk friends all went to that fancy shmancy party uptown."

by Big Joe K October 27, 2006

funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

fully functional

A term used to describe a pre-op transexual who can still ejaculate semen out of their penis.

TS Girl: "I've got a 7 inch lollypop and I'm fully functional."

by wordfacts April 14, 2010

Fancy Cranker

A handjob from a girl from high society. Also the girl who gives said HJ can be a Fancy Cranker.

I got a fancy cranker from the Jergens' heiress.

by SaschiusSlay July 20, 2010

Func Shui

Func Shui

Functionality and usefulness blended with crafted or aesthetic appeal, as opposed to placement based on energy flow (Feng Shui).

A pair of homemade wrought iron towel hooks provide the bathroom with some Func Shui.

by dmitchell78721 March 20, 2013

functional high

When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.

Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.

by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016