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Fuck tard

One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.

Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.

Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.

Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
by slamthevag March 28, 2011
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Fuck em in the Neck

A term used by rig welders that means in a insulting way they don’t give a fuck and could careless about what you think.

Also used right before drag-ups

-Hadden Lummus
Welder 1: The inspectors been on our asses lately huh? Welder 2: I been welding since I was knee high to a bowlegged caterpillar. Fuck em in the neck if they don’t like my side of the pipe.

FUCK EM IN THE NECK, WE ARE DRAGGING THIS MOTHERFUCKER !!!!
by Hadden Lummus October 31, 2018
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fuck with the vision

It's a joke at the expense of hypebeasts that run shitty clothing lines or are soundcloud rappers. "I fuck with the vision fam lets link I'm tryna build" is satire of how they ask to collaborate with each other.
Yo fam I fuck with the vision, lets link, I'm tryna build.
by Pope innocent February 14, 2017
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Riggy Fuck

When you titty fuck a girl with double D's at least.
"How was your night yesterday, Anthony?"
"Awesome! My wife let me riggy fuck her!"
by Jv53 December 3, 2016
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Go Fuck Your Selfie

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.
*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!
by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
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VHS and Fuck

The less sophisticated version of Netflix and Chill. For people that like to get to the point, down and dirty.
by Heywood Jablomy August 29, 2016
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