fuckcone

one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on.

syn: dumbass, tard, moron

source: brainkandy87, March 03.

"Welcome to last year, fuckcone."

"Go crawl into a hole and die, fuckcone."

by ziggyfeed August 20, 2004

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

fuckeroni

the act of fucking someone while eating a bowl of mac n' cheese. or after eating mac n' cheese.

omg last night me and jenny had a fuckeroni going on, it was sweet

by zertec ha March 30, 2005

Metric Fuckton

Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.

Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.

by Janus169917 February 27, 2009

Fuckton

A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.

Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...

by Awesometoast February 17, 2010

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

FuckRunFuck

When you are planning to go for a run with your girlfriend, but decide to fuck her first becuase she is so hot. After the run, you fuck her sweaty body again (and one more time in the shower afterwards).

guy 1: "hey dude, how was your Sunday morning?"
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."

by a_fool March 1, 2020