Fuckton

The weight equivalent to the amount of semen produced during a ton of fucking.

"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."

by Fuckton June 17, 2013

Fucktonne

A unit of astronomical measurement usually used in relation to spherical bodies much denser than their appearance. Often used to describe a dense mass of an object which should not be possible within the bounds of our current laws of physics. Far beyond a white dwarf.

She must have a current distant relationship with a strong gravitational force outside our solar system or that table she's leaning on is an unknown metallic compound cause that server weigh a fucktonne.

by Heckitsthedagger January 5, 2016

fuckton

Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.

More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.

A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.

(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Fuckton

A ton of fuck

Thats a fuckton of dildos

by T H E T H I C C B I C September 6, 2017

Fuckton

Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or

An insurmountable or unattainable differential

Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!

Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!

by MJ82 October 7, 2018

Fuckeon

a fuck buddy; friend with benefit

"Becky, my fuckeon, wanna have a bootycall tonight"

"If I ever see your black fuckeon at my door, I will obliterate him with my katana" -first used

by Whale_Boss69 November 7, 2018

Fucktonne

Simply a huge amount of something

That's gonna use a fucktonne of resources, you know?

by ObnoxiusPrime December 21, 2018