Castaway Fuckass

A person who resembles or is a dumb ass motherfucker.

Did you see Michael he looks like a castaway fuckass

by Bogehl May 30, 2021

fuckass

The word fuckass is a term expressed by wej and woody who they think they are sex gods well they are not one is jewish and the other is just plain woody

See Him o please see him it really is a noun

by Pickle February 4, 2004

Freddy Fuckass

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention

that guys a real freddy fuckass

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

Fuckass

(adj.) A term used to describe general distaste or hatred about something or something

my fuckass cat stole my goddamn pizza.

by CadaDreamer127 August 26, 2025

fuckass

Adj. Strange, unusual, or bizarre, generally in a negative way.

"What kind of fuckass play was that!?"

by darkrighteous September 2, 2025

Fuckass

Just bad. Horrible, terrible, wrong, not right, all around bad.

I had a fuckass day today because I got into a fight with my friend and my fuckass car broke down on me.

by Duke aka Lil K aka Black Santa September 4, 2025

Fuckass

1. (Noun) A person whose primary talent is converting simple tasks into a spectacular display of incompetence. Not malicious, just a walking, talking minor inconvenience. The human equivalent of a soup sandwich.

2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.

As a Noun:
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."

As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."

by anonymous September 10, 2025