cunt punt the front butt

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018

Get out of my front

A very kind way of saying get out of my way without being to mean.

Archie get out of my front please

by Lonewolf8911 August 11, 2018

The Old Front Door Backdoor

When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.

“Hey dude, how did your date go?”

“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”

*high-five*

by Link0389 May 12, 2021

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

front runner

1. A person that only likes sports teams that have won recent championships.

2. See Scholar

Scholar is such a front runner for likeing the Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Red Wings. What a baby humping fart licker.

by DaTroof October 25, 2003

front tail

referring to a man's penis in a humourous way, also can refer to a man himself

"Shut-up front tail!" or "What the hell is that front tail doing?" (said to a man when he's behaving in a way that only a man could)

by Corrina Corrina August 17, 2009

Front seat, Back seat syndrome

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011