Frienderbate

When you masturbate with or with your friends while talking about sexual scenes. When a guy frienderbates he masturbates with his friends while talking about girls he had sex with or girls he wants to have sex with. When a person calls a guy a "Frienderbater" the guy will find it offensive and kick you in the penis. If you tell that to a girl a girl will kick you in the vagina.

Tim: Hey Lucia what did you do yesterday? You didnt respond my text until 26 minutes. Lucia: oh. I was frienderbating with Ann and Nikki Tim: oh. o.o .. well i frienderbate too *lies*

by LOLlamaz_1 September 25, 2010

friendlies

Military slang short for friendly troops.

"We can't use an air-strike because there are too many friendlies in the area!"

by briles24 May 3, 2006

Friendcest

One of the great phrases to describe the fuck-upity-ness of cross-boundry, inter-friendship 'relating'

FRIENDCEST - Dating friends, dating your friends friends. You already like them... your friends already like them, so why not....... fuck it all up?"

The phenomena of inter group dating / relating in social groupings. esp. relevent to university and post university friend bases.

"I'm friendcesting your ex, Michelle.."
-"no worries mate, i'm doing your sister."

by RoxyStarr August 4, 2005

friendlet

a synonym for friend. normally used when greeting a friend or group of friends you are close to

(when approaching a large group of people): Hey friendlets!

by Leopolda June 18, 2009

friendless friend

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.

Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him

by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017

Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

by marcojmt February 1, 2009

FriendEnder

An email, text message or other form of non verbal communication that conveys the desire to have sexual relations to a friend that you are interested in, or will be, cutting off ties with soon, as a sort of "Hail Mary" on the friendship. It's further implied that no reply is needed if the answer is no. Surefire way to end friendships, or make them that much better.

John: Hey, you still friends with that girl, Jenny?

Mark: (laughs) Nah, I dropped the FriendEnder on her. Haven't heard from her since.

by Kishoto April 24, 2013