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Friendzone

Being stuck in the friendzone means that you aren't able to have more than a friendly relationship with that special someone you are attracted to. However, it is wrongly perceived as a state that only males can go through. As a female, I can assure you that women can also be friendzoned.
Cassandra : Guess what, John? I have been friendzoned by Peter, my GUY friend.

John: I thought only males could go through such a phase?

Women all around the world : You thought wrong, John.
by notsobazinga June 2, 2015
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friendcognito

A Friendcognito is pretending to be somebodys friend in order to conceal his true intentions.
My brother is dying to see his ex-girlfriend's new man. And since his buddy kinda knows the guy and was invited to his Superbowl party, he's determined to go friendcognito with him and scope the dude out.
scope out
by tecnax December 26, 2011
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Friendcar'd

1. Despite treating your car oh so well, bathing it, regular oil changes, filling up the tires, avoiding the potholes - it still demands so much from you and uses you until you finally realize that you've been Friendcar'd. But you can't leave. Because you're a nice person.

2. Combination of the words "Friendzone" and "Car"
Ex. 1: "Dude, this car sucks up so much of my money. I give it so much love and affection but I still can't get it to run properly. I've been Friendcar'd."

Ex. 2: Samantha: "Oh my gosh Becky, I did that duckface thing, signed up for Snapchat, showed some cleavage but that car still doesn't run properly. I've been Friendcar'd".

Becky: "Are you sure you're talking about a car? I'm almost 75% positive cars don't run on boobs."
by Schwinn1008 June 9, 2013
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friendbone

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone
Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"
by ababababa777 April 25, 2015
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friendzoned cockblocker

When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016
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When someone gets friendzoned but doesn’t accept the rejection properly because the other party is already in a relationship.
I know she’s already got a guy, so I’ve just been friendzoned until further notice.
by This Happened To Me Tho :( January 9, 2018
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Friendbone

a situation in which two people are having sex , but one of them has no sexual attraction to the other
John: I thought you weren't attracted to prab why are you having sex with him
Japraj: he put me in the friendbone
by FluffyLun June 12, 2018
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