forever crush

Someone who you will ALWAYS have a crush on. No matter the circumstances, no matter if you two haven't spoken in years, no matter if you're married to another person, etc.

"Yeah I remember _______. They will always be my forever crush."

by d6839 January 25, 2017

Wake Forest Senior Fifth

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).

Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!

by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011

forest daddy

The infamous Hozier is an irish indie rock singer. His music makes you feel like laying in a river in the middle of the forest to contemplate life. His music is absolutely underrated and he deserves to be known for his other music and not just take me to church
He's tall, has long gorgeous hair, and smexy

Hozier is the one and only forest daddy

by crackasscrackdad June 18, 2020

Foreskin Tag

Foreskin tag is like regular tag but you don’t use your finger you use your foreskin. You can only tag someone by touching them with your foreskin or cumming on them. Note: (having a boner to increase range is allowed

Kyle: Ayo shemar you down to play “Foreskin Tag” at recess?
Shemar: Yeah bro Imma ask Ms.Pumpernickel if she wants to play too, wait she don’t got no foreskin....
Kyle: True, unless......

by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020

nice job foreskin

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."

teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

by Sefcear#32 May 25, 2020

Suicide Forest

A forest in Japan near Mt. Fuji where people come to commit suicide. Similar to the Golden Gate Bridge. Volunteers go inside the forest to search for any dead and ward people off. It is said that the place has evil spirits or a wicked aura around it.

We headed to suicide forest to count how many people were there.

by ONI Operator May 23, 2012

Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.

The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.

by Shadow Warden October 18, 2019