Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

join us for a bite

play fnaf sister location

friend l downloaded the game wanna play
hears song join us for a bite

by jiuuiuiui January 10, 2022

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

Sometimes we all need one.

this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004

Bæ for a dæ

bæ for a dæ is a way to be with someone that you know wouldn't work out. Best used to your advantage when the term is discussed before said "dæ". This term is not only an easy way to get out of a relationship but also an easy way to explain a hookup with a sufficient amount of dignity.

Tim: I thought you and Eric were bæs why aren't you talking?
Jenise: yeah, he's actually just a bæ for a dæ type thing y'know?
Tim: wow what a great way to explain a hookup! Would you like a Taquito?
Jenise: yeah Eric! As long as it's not in a bowl!

:,)

by Chasstalion October 11, 2014

not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons

(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate

by repeter84 August 23, 2008

I'll buy that for a dollar

Slang phrase for "I'll accept that gladly" from the movie Robocop.

Derived from a slang phrase in a famous scince fiction story "The Marching Morons" by C.M.Kornbluth, in which a popular catchphrase for asking 'would you believe it?' was "Would you buy it for a quarter?". In the intervening years, inflation has been occurring.

a:" Think my car needs cleaning?"
b:" I'll buy that for a dollar!"

by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004