Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.

"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.

by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008

Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

by Haha2900 October 4, 2018

finding nemo

A movie made by Disney/Pixar.

I am going to watch Finding Nemo.

by Dougizzle fo' Shizzle July 7, 2003

Folding Chair

A sexual position in which you penetrate your sexual partner from behind while he or she simultaneously stimulates your ball sack with his or her mouth.

Last night, she gave me a folding chair. I've never blown a load that fat in my life.

by Nicky Reps/Blakey Rangs. February 11, 2010

finding dory

The predecessor following the film finding Nemo TM and will either be fucking amazing or suck major ass crack

Dude: hey wanna see finding dory?
Guy: idk man it's either gonna suck ass or suck your moms ass

by Secret teeth April 5, 2015

Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001

by Dave March 26, 2004

Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

by marky means July 8, 2009