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Flandis

1. v. It's like when your legs are above your head, during sex.
2. adj. Describes the worst beer pong shot possible.
3. n. The lovechild of a Flanigan and a Landis.
"Aw man, I totally missed that shot, it was such a Flandis!"

"When he screwed me, he totally put me into a Flandis."
by Myyuullss June 1, 2010
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FLAN

Derived from the Hispanic dessert served throughout the southwest, flan is sexual slang for a near-vanilla person. As you can be straight without being narrow-minded, you can be flan but not vanilla. The BDSM / fetish / leather world has often used vanilla to define someone who is not into any kind of kink. Often it has a negative connotation, so flan is a positive word for the same thing. They may like conventional sex themselves, but they support your right to enjoy yourself in a safe, sane, consensual manner.
Several people brought flan significant others to the BDSM-munch at the nice restaurant.
by squidgete June 22, 2011
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flancake

one who is easily angered and loves alcohol.
flancake hit me in the balls for no reason...

i like flancake.
by boob magee December 14, 2006
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Faolan Orion

Faolan Orion is a small ifunnyer that is based in Ohio. He's a furry and a femboy, but is confused as a female on many occasions. He has numerous accounts across the web and is close friends with Pepsifox, IllusionTheWolf, and Pizzafox (also on iFunny)
by FaolanOrion January 29, 2018
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Flanagan

The overwhelming need to take a dump right away, no matter where you are
I know we're on the roof of a 12th century cathedral but I've got to flanagan
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Flan

damm, i gots to wake up and scratch the flan off my boys
by some white dude July 21, 2003
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flandge

to dig up a grave with a mate, 1 guy jumps on the dead person( preferally fresh) the other eats woteva comes out.
guy 1: hey u wana go do sum flandging/flandge at the grave yard tonite?

guy 2: no way man i think i caught suum shit the last time we did it!
by JF131 August 19, 2006
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