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Mail Mother Fucker

Phrase used in the movie Eurotrip as an annocement that he got mail
by joe shmit July 8, 2004
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fucker alley

1. Slang for a place or area that you live, work at, or go to school to and you are surrounded by people who have no conception of what life, reality, and thinking for themselves is about.

2. A term used when remembering certain times and places in life that weren't a complete waste but because of some element or reason life was made harder for you or others.
"Last night I was looking through a yearbook... Taking a trip down memory lane or as I like to call it... fucker alley!.."
by johnbuck283a September 10, 2005
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lil fucker

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018
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Pillow Fucker

A person who engages in sexual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about. Typical behavior of young boys with unmet sexual desires, in their early stages of exploring the bees and the birds.
In the middle of the night
Dad: Whats that noise coming from juniors bedroom?
Mom: Its our little pillow fucker in action!
by Obe Amma November 17, 2016
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Fockets

Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.
Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.
by Travis Burgess September 6, 2005
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fruit fucker

An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.
Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin
by G\'eater June 10, 2003
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Chunk fucker

when a man loobs up a fat man or women and has sex with the fat. Can use any loob from butter to mayonaise. After intercourse man preceeds to deposit a shit in a fat roll for all involved. An excellent way to avoid pregnancy or an STD. Not an excellent way to convince your friends you're not creepy or don't like man tits.
Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"
by Wet Biscuit Mcglee October 25, 2006
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