Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

flump

someone who is really fucking lazy

maisey is a flump

by max4689 July 15, 2025

flump

the action of farting before sex

You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)

by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009

Flump

A fat lazy lump of fur. Typically a larger fat long hair cat.

The flump slept peacefully on the warm sunlit pillow.

by Flumpadumpadoor May 22, 2018

Whizzle flump

To fall, slyly.

To get out of doing the washing up he whizzle flumped and landed on the floor.

by RDlicious June 20, 2025

Flump

The act of

Fucking
Licking
Umbilicus
Masturbation
Pelting

Dude last night I gave my GF some Flump.

by Rick Suncurve June 6, 2018

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 6, 2020