Floof

A really fluffy hamster!!

Wow, Peaches the hamster is SUCH a floof!

by madddiiieee May 19, 2018

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

Floof Boi

kys if you use this lingo I’m not joking foowave you suck

Foowave: Awe look at that floof boi
Everyone Else: KYS foowave

by FoowaveKindaGay April 12, 2024

Floof

A very fluffy cute fur-ball of cuteness. Usually a cat or dog but any atrociously cute animal could be considered a floof. Did I mention flooves are super cute. You know you've seen a floof when you go to the animal shelter and want to cuddle with a little puppy or a newborn kitten, those are some examples of adorable flooves. Your new neighbor's ugly chihuahua is NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLOOF! Am I clear? Good.

"Omg look at my new puppy! He's so cute"
"Yeah he's a total floof. So tiny and cute!"

by PotatoChipMaster August 3, 2019

floof

furry

Kid: Hey mom, who's floof?
Mom: a furry

by kiteman82 January 7, 2023

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.

“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”

by anonymous November 13, 2023