flog hopper

To pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.

Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.

Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.

by Blunt Monk February 7, 2018

cock flogging

the act of slapping your cock on a womens back or ass until it is raw!

i cock flogged her until she was red in the ass

i gave my girlfriend a setion of cock flogging

by jack number 7 May 16, 2007

Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flog kilpatrick

The process of taking a dump before one proceeds to masturbate.

Each member of the band "hanson" have a flog kilpatrick before each of their stupid incest gigs.

by ScottyJay May 31, 2004

Flog Gnaw

A word Tyler The Creator used to leave the impression that he's cool, and indeed not a dyke according to Twitter.

"I am not a dyke, flog gnaw."

by SlobAnMahNOB December 6, 2011

possum flogging

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.

Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!

by Two-Bits January 9, 2009