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The Flaccid Patriot

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.
by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014
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Flockis

An adorable dog that has some chunck, but is really lovable. Flocki (plural flockis) are alpha dogs and are over protective but are super squishable.
Wow, that dog Amber is such a flockis!
by Iloveflockissomuch July 9, 2011
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flocker

Loose acquaintance. Buddy - you don't keep in touch with, who comes flocking to every major event. Boozing, drugging, partying pseudo-friend you don't expect to have a meaningful conversation with.
by .:cyfar:. September 30, 2005
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kai flock

Kai flock is a handsome black male full of color. One of the best rappers in bridgeport. He has many talents, nobody is better than him at basketball or football and definitely not at rapping.
kai flock said lateef is a bitch
by mallyyyb January 9, 2022
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flocka

"Just lettin' you know, got that flocka on deck"; (surrious fiyah.) "Flocka, flocka!"
by j.b.real July 27, 2012
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Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
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Flockaveli

Waka Flocka's first album. Sold moderately well and has many good songs on it including: Bustin' at em, Bang, and Snakes in the Grass. Definitely one of 2010's best albums.
Boy 1 -"Son have you heard Flocka's new album Flockaveli?"
Boy 2 -"Yea son!!! Dat joint bangs"
by Young Flocka November 10, 2010
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