Rick Flare

Wrestler from the 80's but still wrestles today. Has bleach blonded hair, and jiggly tits. Frequently "Hollers". Like so: Whooooooooooooo!!!!! Whooooooooooo!!! And the pushes his hair back and struts around like a pimp.

Man Rick Flare is fighting for the title belt tonight. I can wait til he hollers.WHOOOOOO!!!

by Mac10 March 31, 2004

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flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

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Flare jeans

the best jeans ever. flare jeans (also known as bell-bottoms) originated in the 70's, briefly came back in the 90's, and are currently out of style due to the popular "fashionable" mainstream skinny jeans. people that wear bell-bottoms tend to also stand out, be creative/artsy, have an optimistic outlook on life, and/or have old-fashioned, unique, groovy taste.

Teeny Bopper: "OMGGGG!!1!1!!!!! WhY dO yOu WeAr FlArE jEaNs?? SkInNy JeAnS aRe WaY mOrE hOtTeR!!!

Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.

by Key Lime :D July 19, 2010

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solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.

The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

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Flare

When a girl chews on some habanero peppers and either eats or spits them out, or might even keep them in her mouth, and gives a blowjob immediately afterwards.

#1: "I got flared last night."
#2: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

by Phxck March 2, 2010

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