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Flocking

Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".
Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?

Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
by Kam842 October 25, 2007
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Facking

Facking(fak-ing)(Verb)-A verb to describe the action of one person fake hacking usual done to impress friends or women usually done by making a simple html page that looks like a hacked page that you would normally see at a real hacked web site then typing in the website you want "hacked" in the address bar then taking a screen shot and then sending the screen shot to friends
"God,Dave is such a tool,he`s always Facking to impress chicks"
by Joshua Carey May 25, 2008
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Flocking

Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.

Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:

For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.

To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.

Also known as flamingoing.
The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.

"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"

"I got flocked!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
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Flicking the Light switch

A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"
"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"
by JessFink January 13, 2009
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Flocking

Niggas not with with the gun play let’s start flocking at they whip.
by KillerCaliEastsideFresno September 22, 2018
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facking

I facking hate the irish.
by Carcer January 29, 2004
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Flicking me in the arse hole

Joanne: Please, Please, Please, Please
Danny:Stop it now you're flicking me in the arse hole
by sex hand guy February 18, 2010
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