Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".
Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
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Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
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