beer farts

the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart

jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!

by z man March 10, 2005

fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.

"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"

by JasonDM April 16, 2008

Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.

"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."

by MJBarnes February 10, 2010

Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

by The JBB July 15, 2009

Fartsetto

When you fart and a high-pitched squeal comes out instead.

Her fart was so beautifully high-pitched, it was forever deemed a fartsetto.

by shamu11 January 30, 2015