Fingernails

Flat bed of the crap your hair was made out of, put on your fingers for you to bite off.

Nathan:"Man I'm really nervous about the test tomorrow.."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."

by Sydney09326 May 15, 2008

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.

I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.

by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

Fuck Fingering February

It’s pretty self explanatory. You’re not allowed to finger yourself or get fingered for the entire month of February. To make it harder to complete, don’t masturbate or have sex at all. It’s a version of no nut November, but for females. Good luck ladies.

Person one: Are you participating in fuck fingering February?

Person two: hell no! I wouldn’t last a day!

by Let’s jump off a cliff November 30, 2018

fingeringbert humpledink

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

fudge fingering

when a man or women inserts his or her finger/s in a females anus mistaking it for a vagina........resulting in shit covered fingers resembling fudge.

A certain blackrock college student famous for fudge fingering a certain holy child student in a drunken act of shame.

by Harry Power May 26, 2006

ass fingering

When a girl inserts her finger or fingers into a mans anus and begins to stimulate the area in a variety of fashions e.g. twisting the finger, attempting to click the fingers, or scratching using the nail.

Greg forced Claire to begin ass fingering him.

by Slickrick88 November 17, 2009

Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009