Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020

filter slut

A person who posts pictures frequently on social media usually in the form of a selfie. This picture usually has a Snapchat filter on it.

That girl is such a filter slut.

by Gdwbnkl January 22, 2017

filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

Butthead Filter

Hearing and repeating back only words that could have a direct sexual or nasty reference, then laughing like uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh

"Dude, my company is in this "limbo" area with a trickle of sales that only pays enough for a ham sandwich."

Butthead Filter reply: "limbo, trickle, ham, uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh"

by donhdefl April 16, 2009

spam-filter

A:) A protective barrier around an individual used to block out annoying people. This concept, while started for emails, is extended to more personal means of communication. B:) A more hip and modern version of shit-list

Person A: Hey, why don't you pick up that call.
Person B: Chris is on spam-filter until he gets his act together.

"I'm warning you, If you don't stop being such an ass, you're going right into my spam-filter"

by DCPY September 22, 2006

water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.

1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up

by BJ666 January 21, 2020