felch

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

by Kung Fool June 20, 2005

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

felch

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

by ryan November 25, 2002

feshen

The tennis ball or whatever other type of ball that hangs in the garage from a string so you know when to stop your car before you hit something.

Dad knew to stop the car once the feshen hit his windshield.

by Cameron F August 27, 2006

felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.

The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.

by taint October 15, 2003

Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

multi felch

for many men to deposit semen into the anus of a "victim" and then for one person to, with a straw, suck it all out.

One pig, nine guys and a straw.

by jay July 29, 2003