Chutney Ferret

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 7, 2017

womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

by Power B May 14, 2003

Ferret Sex

To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)

"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"

"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"

by WC Ferret January 7, 2008

ferretor

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.

Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004

chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chutney ferret

A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.

Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.

Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal

by sidddd November 1, 2009

ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011