Fernando

When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.

dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.

by cam'ron yo May 23, 2006

fernando

almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!

sock fart fernando aka the rag of doom

by primehive August 22, 2011

The Flying Fernando

To jump off of a chair onto a chick's nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.

Julio gave Guillermina the flying fernando as he screamed, "Ijole que la chingada!"

by raulbone December 18, 2008

Fernando

A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

You're such a Fernando

by HUISLIFE April 5, 2015

romesh fernando

A Nice Canadian who tends to be a bit Too sensitive at times. Great friend and is someone anyone can count on.

Who is that guy? Oh, his name is Romesh Fernando a great guy.

by CrazziDude August 19, 2014

Chillin with Fernando Day

Chillin with Fernando Day is a new national holiday to be celebrated every April 29th. Everyone has had a coworker they can't stand, and can't wait for them to get shit-canned or quit. Eventually, even though it seems like an eternity, it finally happens! April 29th is the day to celebrate life at work, without said person. It is a newfound freedom of more enjoyable daily working conditions, and a resetting of the universe back to normal.

Tomorrow is Chillin with Fernando Day! It's time for a kegger. Remember when _____ did that at work? What a jerk. We couldn't stand that ahole. Thank god he is gone.

by beastoid October 1, 2012

Juan Fernando

A boy with unusual amount of body hair, low self esteem, and 1940 taste in music. Commonly noticed as "that mexican kid"

"yo you know that mexican kid?"
"who juan fernando?"
"Yeah that kid is a faggot"

by RickyBobby9876 January 30, 2015