My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.
by MizzV March 14, 2015
Get the Condickted Felon mug.- a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.
- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")
- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.
- someone that clicks "like" on every post.
- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"
- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook
- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.
** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")
- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.
- someone that clicks "like" on every post.
- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"
- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook
- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.
** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
"I was going to post that picture, but i knew Betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she's a total facebook felon."
"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."
jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"
john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."
"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."
"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."
jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"
john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."
"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."
"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
by JFurbandictionary February 23, 2011
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An erection of the phallus born from anxiety or dread. A variation on the term hardon necessitated by the state of affairs in today's modern culture.
"Stop scaring me or i'll get a fearon"
"Got mugged last night on my way home and ended up with the worlds biggest fearon"
"Got mugged last night on my way home and ended up with the worlds biggest fearon"
by Hindsightman March 6, 2008
Get the Fearon mug.a trill motherfucker from the streets of the D. slangin da crack and pimping the puss and representin real negros. or drunken suburban niglits.
Greg Adam: Yo, man...let's go get a fifth, hit a lick and go to dat bukkake party.
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.
*police cum*
Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.
*police cum*
Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true
by detroitbukkakeman July 7, 2009
Get the felon mug.by T. Francis Callahan March 4, 2007
Get the Felton mug.1)adj. a state of being connoting a positive feel. synonomous with cool,awesome, bad
2)an overall badass
3)demands the respect, or is to be admired by others
2)an overall badass
3)demands the respect, or is to be admired by others
1)that game was fellon!
2)did you see that guy get in a bar fight with twenty equadorian mobsters and take a hit with a bottle to his teeth? yeah, he was fellon.
3)dumping 5000 golf balls in the halls during a passing period for a senior prank: fellon.
2)did you see that guy get in a bar fight with twenty equadorian mobsters and take a hit with a bottle to his teeth? yeah, he was fellon.
3)dumping 5000 golf balls in the halls during a passing period for a senior prank: fellon.
by Dasher February 8, 2004
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