farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

by FydHoe July 26, 2017

fardici

A male individual conceived by a hot, sexy, Ukrainian women named Tatiana. The only reason he lives is to find once again, rebook sandals that formed him into a super human and often steals and collects reasuable water bottles for his personal use. If seen in the wild, kill him immediately.

Damnit Fardici, not again!

by Fardici lover October 23, 2018

Farmacy

Your weed provider

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet, I'm finna go head out the farmacy and get this new strain called the holy ghost. You ain't never heard of that before huh?

by KJOMATIC January 3, 2019

Farticulate

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

state farmin'

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"

Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !

by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015