Faggle

The definition of faggle is not a gay person. It is the person that everyone secretly loves to hate. It's the person who comes in grumpy in the morning, and is super happy by lunch. A faggle is the person who thinks they know everything and are AWESOME at everything, when really they are not cool at all, hence why they are a faggle. The name faggle has NOTHING to do with sexual orientation, ONLY the attitude and demeanor of the person. A faggle is the definition of the person you keep around for entertainment, not friendship, a Faggle is someone you make fun of in front of them by calling them a faggle and them not getting it.

Whether it be at work or school or any other function, a faggle is the one person you pretend to like but secretly hate. I found mine in the workplace, he works a cubicle over and is a total faggle.

by Fidget1022 August 18, 2009

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006

Fagulous

Adj. describing the positive gay or almost gay aspects of a person or thing. Something defined as fagulous will have incredible style, quality, or pop cultural recognizability.

1. Anton: Sergei's cardigan looks killer today! Surely he must be gay!

Sydney: No, he's not gay; his sense of style is fagulous.

by Sydgay August 18, 2013

Fatulence

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.

Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.

by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010

Faglet

A hybrid of "Faggot" and "Piglet" from Winnie The Pooh because he's pink and gay.

"Oh look at that guy, he's wearing pink!"
"Yeah he's such a faglet!"

"Don't wanna go to a faglet wedding."

"He likes baking mini-cupcakes with pink icing and little chocolate hearts?! GET AWAY FROM THAT MOTHERFUCKING FAGLET!"

by MaKhMoBo August 10, 2013

faguette

the new gay breads they use at fast-food restaurants to make the food "gourmet"

the new sandwiches at arby's are made with faguettes. why can't they just leave well enough alone? and where are my jalepeno bites?!

by sandeebean96 March 24, 2008