barcode factory

When you make multiple self harming cuts.

Because of her I became a barcode factory last night.

by alyssia.fr March 30, 2017

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

baby factory

1. A woman gives birth to a large number of children and never seems to stop.

2. A woman who is always pregnant

3. Baby momma

Wow, its her 15th kid? What a baby factory.

by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006

Hate Factory

The hate factory is the mythical workplace of your friends that love to hate on everything.

My buddy Dobbs is good to talk to most of the time, but you don't want to talk to him while he's at the hate factory. He's the CEO and he takes his job way too serious sometimes.

by bigwilliestyle August 16, 2008

Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."

I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.

by Barbalib April 17, 2015

the factory must grow

The factory must grow is a quote often repeatedly uttered by people who have a bad case of factorio addiction. it is in reference to building and expanding the factory that one must build in the game however factorio is about as addicting as cocain it will never let you leave.

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.

Tim: so I've heard Bob got himself a copy of factorio on steam
John: yeah let's see how many hours he has

Bob's steam account logged 48hours in the Last two days

Bob texted John the following text.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE ENVIRONMENT MUSTN'T GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW

by Doomshroom344 June 19, 2022

shit and piss factory

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008