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fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.
Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.
by Observer53 November 23, 2006
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fickle dick

a term you would give your dick when it cannot keep a constant erection.
Sorry babe, I have a bad case of fickle dick right now.
by Anonymous Dick-Tation November 30, 2011
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Fickle Fan

Any person who becomes a fan of another team when their team is beaten.
When the lakers lose, the fickle fans will become detroit fans
by Yaren June 14, 2004
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feckless cunt

Namely when a man or woman revels in privilege while being associated directly with the oppression of others who cannot revel in the same privilege. "Feckless" is the crucial modifier here because it indicates a lack of initiative, consideration, sensitivity and strength of character. see also "feckless fuck" or "feckless dick." Cunt may be applied to both male and female. Was first used by Samantha Bee on her show in reference to Ivanka Trump posting a picture of her and her baby boy the same week that the government began separating children from their parents at the border as an immigration policy.

Other examples include:

1) When your boss takes paternity leave and you can't, posting a photo of him and his family in the break room

2) When Nero fiddled while Rome burned
3) When Nazi concentration camp guards ate dinner while Jews in the camps starved
4) When a lover breaks your heart and wants to be friends
Do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt. - Samantha Bee
She stomped my heart into the ground and I had to return the engagement ring and then the feckless cunt texted she wanted to be friends.
by cheesemac June 11, 2018
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faceless.jpg

A paticular picture of a man after using PCP. A.k.a: Angel dust.

There is a caption underneath the picture:

while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose

It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.

Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.

THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.
The ring? naw man, Faceless.jpg is way scarier then that.
by Max January 20, 2005
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fuckle puff

A name for someone who is stupid or incompetent
"Did you see Joe back into that parked car? What a fuckle puff!"
by KKristin December 21, 2005
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Fickle

Being difficult in a ficklish nature. Being flip-floppy about decitions under pressure.
My boyfriend is so fickle when were in a pickle.
by ZombiePinup July 20, 2012
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