Freasel

What you call "friend" of yours that fucks on your old girlfriend or boyfriend the moment you break up with them.

Hey John! I heard your old lady banged your buddy Tom last night! Didn't you two just break up yesterday? Man, what a Freasel!

by Purrelli August 23, 2011

fresherschatten

a fresh pile of steaming dung

dude, you totally stepped in that fresherschatten

by t-bagged by jesus September 12, 2011

Freshervore

A second or third year student who preys on fresh meat. Close relative of the cougar.

She got with three first years last week. She's such a Freshervore.

by Mr Been May 11, 2012

fresher's tolerance

a temporary increase in alcohol tolerance coupled with a temporary decrease in the amount of sleep required to function, experienced during fresher's week of university

person 1: "how are you surviving? we've been plastered everyday and only had 7 hours sleep this whole week"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"

by frackinhell August 27, 2016

Fresher spread

Three meanings all used interchangeably:

1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread

2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves

3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’

Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.

Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.

by Royal exchange April 22, 2020

freesehark

When a baby is so fat and ugly that you just want to spit on them

That baby is such a freesehark

by Doob and Numbo May 16, 2021

fessen

german for the sexiest person alive

man, you are so fessen

by vannnnnnnnnnnnnn November 2, 2021