Foof

Fake as shit.

Jon: “Ayo Jack, you get that Prada bag for your girl?”

Jack: “The one I got her is foof, let’s hope she can’t tell”

by J Vo May 4, 2022

Foof

Fresh out of fucks

I am foof

by Patagucci May 27, 2022

Foof

Good, great, fantastic, to be in a positive state.

Jonah: How was your day?

Jason: Not very foof.

Claire: Yo what's foof?
Alexa: My bio test was actually very foof.

by Flun November 7, 2021

Foof

A worse version of "fool"

James, if you think that a girl with 200k snapchat karma won't cheat on you, then you are a fucking foof!

by Gymnopedist January 24, 2022

Foof

Foof time is when your significant other always makes you have your first orgasm on their face.

Hey babe want some Foof time.

by Boo21! June 18, 2021

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024