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Teh Flood

The Flood Forum is a forum on Bungie.net that has yet to fall to the incessant idiots who plague the rest of the forums. Spawning thread after thread of EPIC WIN proportions, Teh Flood is my home. -Cows 0n Parade
"Teh Flood is great."

"Teh Flood is constantly at war with /b/tards."

"Teh Flood is, has been, and always will be over 9000."
by Cows 0n Parade March 3, 2009
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the flood

When your girl gives you multiple blowjobs and you nut inside her mouth so much that it floods out.
Last night, I popped a Viagra and gave my GF the flood.
by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 31, 2017
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myspace flood

that time of day when all of a sudden all or most of your friends are online. usually when all the myspace drama goes on.
I need to get online now! there's gonna be a myspace flood soon!
by JourniexJoykill January 28, 2009
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pussy flood

Oh girl, I'm going to give you such a pussy flood!
by hofooman August 10, 2017
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i flood my basement

When something excites you to the extent of achieving, moist-ness in your genitals.
When I see a fresh case of Yuengling Premium "I flood my basement!"
by OG_STRINGBEAN25 September 12, 2017
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100 year flood

a flood that, once it happens, won't happen for another 100 years, unless theres a 500 year flood 15 years later
Able: I thought '93 was the 100 year flood!
Mable: You thought. But this one is a 500 year flood.
by iowa13 June 14, 2008
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Crimson Flood

A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:

FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist

MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.

Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.
Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.
by MoRPHiNe December 29, 2006
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