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Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once
by kittycatsid November 4, 2009
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F.B.A.M

F.B.A.M (Freedom By Any Means) pronounced F. then BAM. An online brotherhood and community for hustlers and entrepreneurs who are dedicated to taking control of their lives. It's about building a network of like-minded individuals to achieve personal and financial freedom, no matter what it takes.

It's a declaration of a powerful personal transformation rooted in the idea of Die & Become Metamorphosis.
"Dude, my old job was a dead end. I joined F.B.A.M. and now I'm launching my own business."
"My whole crew is F.B.A.M. We're over the 9-to-5 grind and we're building our own empires."
"After he got fired, he went full F.B.A.M. and started his own company."
"I put F.B.A.M. in my bio. It's my way of saying I'm on a completely new path now."
by Erza Kain September 13, 2025
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P.A.F.B

Dude is nothing but a P.A.F.B
by robert wells August 29, 2016
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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B.A.F.W.O.T., pronounced Bof-Wot, is an acronym for Big Ass Fucking Waste Of Time. Used to denote anything that one can consider a waste of time. For example:
I'm not going to try and find that needle in the haystack. It's not only cliche, it's a B.A.F.W.O.T.

You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.

Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.

World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.

MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.
by AttackoftheRoland January 23, 2014
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T.B.B.A.F

by Bad Bish Nae April 21, 2018
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B.A.F.

Bomb Ass Friend. A friend who’s loyalty you don’t have to question or ever question that fact they are fake. They are as real as they get & the true definition of a ride or die. They will be there no matter what, so if you have a friend like that never take it for granted.
Man my friend is more then a ride or die they are a B.A.F.!
These are some reasons this friend is literally a B.A.F.
by Delightfully Chaotic July 20, 2021
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b.a.f.s

Having a b.a.f.s is having a big ass fucking secret
Yo promise you wont tell anyone but… i have a b.a.f.s
by JenBiatch August 1, 2021
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