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Flat top monkey eyebrows 

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

Put The Eyebrows On It 

Originally coined by Frank Zappa. When an artist/producer fully realizes the performance potential of a tune. Also applies to any creative form. When a painter adds elements to add to a piece that takes it good to great. Usually done at the end of the project.
I'm almost done with the production of this song. I just need to put the eyebrows on it.

eyebrow raise 

This shows emotion or reaction. Some people can raise just one eyebrow!
The eyebrow raise is quite useful & can be fun & flirty.
eyebrow raise by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Strong eyebrow game 

When someone's eyebrows are perfect in every way and can not be improved.
"Have you seen Alex Gaskarths eyebrows?"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"

rogue eyebrow 

An eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way.
I have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and I have to pluck it out once a month.
rogue eyebrow by muonic March 23, 2010

dom!eyebrow

Misha Collins is a star on the TV show Supernatural. He likes to be obeyed and when things aren't going his way he adopts the look we like to call the Dom!eyebrow. This look is when he raises his left eyebrow and (usually) looks down at the disobedient person. On its own this look can obliterate ovaries.
"Did you see Misha's Dom!eyebrow last night!"

"Yeah, we all new Dean was bottom"
dom!eyebrow by SuperHellLock May 23, 2016