After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.
Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
by goldfish1129 September 1, 2010
Get the Santa's Eyebrowsmug. by mmmmmmaaaatttt December 4, 2005
Get the cock eyebrowmug. The original definition:
" A vertical slit shaved off the eyebrow is a gang symbol indicating membership. It is sometimes referred to as "carved." ... According to The Oregonian's source, a shaved line in the eyebrow is meant to impress rather than to intimidate. "
" A vertical slit shaved off the eyebrow is a gang symbol indicating membership. It is sometimes referred to as "carved." ... According to The Oregonian's source, a shaved line in the eyebrow is meant to impress rather than to intimidate. "
What happened to that guy who was shot?
He had an eyebrow slit but wasn't apart of a gang, so a gang mistook him for a rival gang member and shot him.
He had an eyebrow slit but wasn't apart of a gang, so a gang mistook him for a rival gang member and shot him.
by NamesAllison March 24, 2021
Get the Eyebrow Slitmug. A sexy time move where man lays with woman and woman falls asleep before man finishes. Man then gets upset, shaves off woman's eyebrows, takes penis and makes creamy pee nut butter explo-o-o-sion over both of woman's eyes making new thick and crusty Persian Eyebrow. Very nice.
Ebrahim lay with woman who peed in his bed then fells asleep making Ebrahim mad so Ebrahim gives her Persian Eyebrow so that she don't look so good next morning and then gives high five to him broshas Smithim and Arsemanimim.
by Sstack September 5, 2016
Get the Persian Eyebrowmug. 
A huge thing with gangs, it's the amount of people they killed, raped, or drugged. It's a really sad thing to see. That's why certain people have eyebrow slits
1st Person: Oh my good look at his eyebrow wtf...
2nd Person: I'd get away from him, he has 3 eyebrow slits, and he has killed 3 people
1st Person: Damn, let's get away
Guy with eyebrow slit: Wtf you lookin at wank??
2nd Person: I'd get away from him, he has 3 eyebrow slits, and he has killed 3 people
1st Person: Damn, let's get away
Guy with eyebrow slit: Wtf you lookin at wank??
by qoodvibes June 10, 2016
Get the eyebrow slitmug. by fadsas August 11, 2014
Get the fake eyebrowsmug.