Exploding boobs

The impression when people see huge boobs

Chris: I'm exploding boobs right now
Eric: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh me too

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Exploding Shaft

To shoot up heroin into ones shaft while violently jerking off in a toddler's room

My new born cousin so hot I went into her room and did the exploding shaft

by Jerrod from subway June 21, 2017

exploding titties

When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom

Once in puberty I had exploding titties

by HentaiGuy69 April 21, 2018

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

exploding ovaries

Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.

Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.

Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.

by Skrrtskrrt May 3, 2018

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 2, 2019