most ballin shit ever

to be living a life of extreme wealth in the utmost form

the first t rex that the world has seen in four million years is happening in my home... THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVER! i just wish i had my scissors

by vrory August 7, 2006

after ever after

An awesome vidio by Paint about the Disney princesses Ariel, Jasmin, Bell, and Pocahontas, and the problems they face after all their dreams came true. Find it on YouTube, or really anywhere on the Internet.

Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......

Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......

Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......

Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.

disney parody princess after ever after

by Balletspaz February 21, 2014

Y'ever

A contraction formed by combining "have", "you", and "ever ", typically preceding a question.

Y'ever been to Vegas?

by mattyflex August 30, 2018

Best Guy Ever

Best Guy Ever is the owner of www.urbandictionary.com. Best Guy Ever has a weird obsession with utilitarianism and is also an objectivist. Best Guy Ever slings mad puss.

Best Guy Ever sure loves dick.

by 4NDR3WHU5513 December 31, 2017

happily ever after

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!

by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016

Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

by footnqtes December 14, 2020

Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016