Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

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Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

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ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.

yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl

by lukeceline June 28, 2024

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Ethical duty

No. I don't Jordan. And I'm not going to be sorry for anything either. If I have to kill a kid because you won't do what I want here... I'm going to be the only one who doesn't regret how this went.

Hym "If you don't have to tell me the truth then I have no ethical duty to any of you. I will not live without the credit for A.I. and I will not die alone. I will take one of your kids with me if not as many as I can. Your religion is a fundamentally corrupt practice. You are bad people. Go to heaven."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

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Ethical

Something your hamster cage is not

Suzi: “Did you see Natalie’s TikTok?”
Pem: “Yeah, lady glitter sparkles cage doesn’t follow the ethical requirements”

by hamster brigade July 12, 2024

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ethical wasian

When a Wasian has a white mother and an asian father.

Bro: Damn did you hear Jessica is an ethical wasian?
Me: So her mom isn't a victim of the Oxford Study
Bro: Yeah, her dad's Filipino and her mom's Italian

by bobalover3 July 27, 2024

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