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Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
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Essay Rape

When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.
Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.
by Cinkay July 17, 2015
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Essay

Essay: attempt, try at something; a short piece of writing a specific subject; it is a complete piece of writing that can stand alone; it must make sense to the reader in itself.
Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)
by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 13, 2017
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essay

i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow
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Essay Vato

A real Mexican gang slanger from the game Five M, he throws up gang signs and sprays. He is a baller and slanger.
by Chanhchang69 March 29, 2022
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Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.
Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.
by Sofer November 1, 2010
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Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho
Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.
by cheifsossa June 11, 2020
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