Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy

Any 5/10 woman with a misplaced and unattractive aura of obnoxious, totally unfounded self-confidence who demands any man is a 10/10, earning 200k+ a year & provides for their every want and need. In return, they deliver nothing but resentment, cattyness & disloyalty as they attempt to monkey-branch to the next man. These women typically obsess over hair, make-up, mindless celebrity gossip & haven't read a book in their life. Other traits include backstabbing, jealousy & a self-seated need to cheat & remain disloyal however well they are treated, whilst choosing to sleep around with the "bad-boys". The definition stems from the fact that these girls typically have been very "well-travelled".

"Bro I think Charlotte is cheating on Matt.."

"Yeah, I always though she was suspect. I saw her at the bar flirting with everyone, she's anyone's! Got that real Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy G!"

by Rolo#Tomassi January 17, 2023

Gremlin Energy

Small angry people. Who often take comfort in being a little bitch, and drinking way too much coffee. You will find such a creature in the woods screaming, or at your door, asking for coffee. Do not be alarmed if they use "slang" such as "what's up bitch" or "I'll step on your bitch". They cannot be tamed, and it is advised to avoid at all costs.

Damn, shes got some gremlin energy/

by gremlingirlyeet101 October 4, 2020

Energon cubes

Food; see "grub" or "grubulon". Derived from the old Transformers cartoon, what the Transformers used to eat.

Brandon "I haven't eaten all day, I need some energon cubes."

by Neo June 15, 2003

brat energy

A person with Brat Energy is someone who acts like a top but is indeed a bottom but wants to be turned into a bottom

She’s got total brat energy.

by Apple tree.. December 11, 2019

Small Dick Energy

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

by turaligo January 12, 2022

Big Dick Energy

Confidence without consequence.

Thy novice bard doth not compareth to that of th’ alpha male present in th’ room withal th’ utmost Big Dick Energy. For t’is thee noble knight whose charisma and wit elicits rapture amongst all who doth besiege him, twain the fein and the fair. Maidens wish to see him, lords wish to be him. Hark, for th’ very vibrations emitted from his sizeable phallus vitality yields frequencies worthy of a king amongst peasants. A god amongst men. A legend whose suave doth perspire th’ trousers of all who behold him. Such valour and tranquility t’is th’ nature of Big Dick Energy.

by CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS September 9, 2018

divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego

“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”

“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”

by Bob the KillBillder October 9, 2022