emas

any email you receive on xmas, wishing happy xmas, but then offering you a deal
see xmas spam

"merry xmas. win a camcorder" etc

by schinter January 1, 2005

Emancipating

To do the dirty, with a dirty intent.

I went to the doctor, because I had a problem Emancipating.

by Gundy Gunderson March 31, 2009

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

Emaciate

when two people have an extremely long night of sexual intercourse.
usually occurs after a long period of no sex.

Nick and Chelsea love to emaciate when they get the opportunity.

by lickin the clit nick June 23, 2008

emasticate

It means "to chew", ok? I know the Chiclet commercials are deceiving, but it actually means "to chew". Myself? I emasticate at least three instances daily.

John emasticated his food thoroughly before swallowing.

by BradyChan7 August 6, 2004

Emasculated

As masculine as some females have gotten, soon you will have females claiming that if guys are going to talk about people emasculating them, I'm going to talk about people emasculating me (though society doesn't really try to make guys less feminine or females less masculine, even if they have a hard time processing it).

It's hard for a female to get emasculated, but some would try and find a way.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

Emancipation

Totally whipped slave

Tate Murtaugh

by Barrel Cove May 17, 2004