by The Bad Man March 20, 2018
Get the Elismug. Eli
Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope
Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope
Look at that punk ass DOPEWHORE oh that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay DOPEWHORE from iowa
Person 1: You see that guy?
Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.
Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha
Person 1: You see that guy?
Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.
Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha
by Dr. Cowabunga June 20, 2018
Get the Elimug. "Man, that prank that Frank played today was so eli. I don't think he meant it but it still creeped me out"
by Chuck Young September 27, 2006
Get the elimug. Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
by Nikuya July 23, 2012
Get the Elimug. 
1. Some1 One That is Realyy Cool
2. If Som1 Does Somthing Cool
3. To Recive a blow job whilt playing a video game
2. If Som1 Does Somthing Cool
3. To Recive a blow job whilt playing a video game
1.Omg, Elis Is Proper Cool
2. Lmao she/he just pulled an elis
3. Dude i got the best elis last night!
2. Lmao she/he just pulled an elis
3. Dude i got the best elis last night!
by eomeomeom October 20, 2008
Get the Elismug. 
Get the elimug.