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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017
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Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
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Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018

Literally the best group of people I have ever met. I miss you guys so much and I wish I could’ve stayed. I know none of you will ever read this but if you do, then message me on Instagram or something. I love you guys ❤️
Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018 rocked
-Dominick Bilich
by Djb236 July 11, 2019
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Glenwood Elementary

A school in Burnaby commonly reffered to as "the smallest school ever" having only about a hundred students from kindergarden to grade 7. Filled with amazingly awesome people.
Person 1: Hey, have you been to Glenwood Elementary lately?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the smallest school ever?
by TVDgirl August 29, 2010
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Devon Elementary School

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.
Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do
by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019
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Adair Elementary

A school full of saxophone weird kids that are funny dumb and somewhat smart amen amen amen
by Greenlee is funny November 22, 2019
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Haggar Elementary School

An elementary school a part of the west cluster of Plano where kids learn the fundamentals of drugs and the absolutely necessary art of defying authorities. You learn the basics of the hood.
by The fracture April 14, 2019
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