Edgar Allan Poe

one of the greatest poetic geniuses in history that married his cousin

Edgar Allan Poe is the writer of "bells" and "the raven"

by autumnlaydying January 31, 2006

Edgars

A Mexican or group of Mexicans , usually with a mushroom head or bowl cut type fade. He thinks he’s fresh with his “edge up “ but he looks the same as all his friends and cousins. Many of them own big trucks. They work in blue collar jobs such as construction, welding, plumbing, etc. They usually reside in Texas (specifically Houston and San Antonio) and parts of California.

Edgar #1: Ay wey, you down to ride foo?
Edgar #2: hell yeah lets stop by to grab some blunts and Modelo’s.

Group of Edgars: Grab some grape swishers and get some Dos Equis too wey

by JFromHTown September 3, 2019

Edgard

Edgard is like the Best Fucking Dude Ever. He'll always be there when you'll need it. He's amazing and funny, but you could hate him because he always gets with everyone!
He enjoys the life at any times.

"Oh my god, i need to speak with someone, Mark needs help for his homework and melissa wants to get with someone tonight at the party...."

"I know the right guy for you ! Go ahead call Edgard"

by Crazylittlething April 5, 2010

Edgar Allan Poe

An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week. Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat cat and earn lots of money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be one sorry son of a bitch.

Basically:
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe

by Bozbozbozbozbzozbozzboz April 12, 2010

Edgars

A Latin American teenager who who possesses a bowl cut, perm, mullet, or some combination of these. They are spotted in packs at six flags and malls and usually wear a black t-shirt and jeans, sometimes even a sweatshirt.

Person 1: Look at all those Edgars over there
Edgar 1: Wachu say cuh
Edgar’s Cousin: Yeah man wachu sain cuh

by Sandy Dldododjkd July 29, 2022

straight edge

Straight edge is basically living a clean life without drugs, drinking and casual sex. It's living a poison free and keeping yourself safe. It is a choice and it does not make you better or worse than anyone. We all make choices and some choose to be straight edge and some don't. Yes, it's true that some people will stop being sXe when they turn 21 but that is just another choice. Straight Edge is a way of life but has now been formed into a trend. Out there, there are true edgers.

1)no drugs
2)no alcohol
3)no promiscuous sex
4) Yes, we do have fun

by T December 23, 2003

Edgar

Idk wtf everyone is saying but an edgar is a gay mexican with a bowlcut and wishes he was black so dresses black and says nigga every minute usually act like they bang sets that are non existing

Look at gay edgar
Edgar: Nigga

by Mobbtones September 28, 2020