Easter Finger 

The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.

Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.

Easter Finger by Antisapien April 11, 2010

easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise

Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.

easter keister by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018

Easter basket 

A sexual maneuver in which a male partner, while having sex with a female partner, puts his testicles inside her anus. This can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.

"When I'm really into a chick, and she's super drunk, I like to pop my balls right up in her ass. Pop, pop! You know, give her the ol' Easter basket."

Easter basket by Hogmaster13 August 29, 2012

Easter Basket 

When you fill up someones toilet with toilet paper until theres no water left. You then take a shit on top of the tp which resembles an easter basket.

Mike really pissed me off so I went into his bathroom and gave him an easter basket.

Easter Basket by J_D_Russell_87 June 14, 2006

Easter Basket 

Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.

Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!

Easter Basket by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009

easter pumpkin 

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up

Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin

easter pumpkin by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013

Easter egg hunt

When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.

{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner

Easter egg hunt by Little dirty October 22, 2009