Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 2, 2025

Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping

Robbert and David where're ditching last night

by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025

Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011

little duckling on the prairie

when your boyfriend put his hand on your thigh

my friend sang little duckling on the prairie when he did it at lunch today!

by Connie mc fee September 24, 2016

ugly duckling

that one guy who gets to hold the camera every time your friends want to take a picture

A: Dude could you take a picture
B: Sure *tries to take a selfie
A: No you can't be in it you ugly duckling
C: More like ugly fuckling

by graider September 13, 2018

lost duckling

always high or drunk; follows everyone around swaying (waddling) in a non-annoying way. always cracks the best jokes.

Dude, Sarah is such a lost duckling rn. Get on that!

by BrianBrock December 4, 2018