diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander June 6, 2016

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

Teabag Drawer

The drawer where an office employee keeps their secret stash of teabags, leading to furtive and disguised bag extraction when the office supply has run out.

Andy attempted to slip his hand nonchalantly into his teabag drawer so he could have his afternoon brew, but Geoff (spitting feathers at this point) noticed the action and challenged him.

by c128 April 21, 2017

Flesh Drawer

A “Flesh Drawer” is a reference to the music artist Jack Stauber. On Jack’s YouTube channel, there’s a music video called “Good Morning Blondie” where at exactly 0:53 into the video it references the “Flesh Drawer”. “Flesh Drawer” is basically a synonym for “Jaw”.

Look at Chad’s square shaped Flesh Drawer..

by Danni_S07 December 29, 2020

floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.

Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.

by nukid1 November 19, 2010

Four Way Drawers

A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out

Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.

Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!

Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 2, 2021