Douchecake.

An amazing person.

Joey's a douchecake.(;

by sadgsdgfndfgy June 30, 2010

douchehassan

The nick name for someone who, as a comeback replies "YEAH, WELL.. I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

in reaction to which everyone around him facepalms.

the douchehassan just insulted himself.

Normal Person: "YO DUDE YOU'RE SO RETARDED"

douchehassan: "I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

Normal Person: "Wtf..?"

by sabesgirl May 31, 2011

Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".

Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"

by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011

Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

by spafflizard May 21, 2013

Douchecockery

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Douchebucket

The receptacle that catches dirty vagina water after someone douches, hence meaning it is more vile and disgusting than just simply douching.

That girl April is so horrible she's a douchebucket.

by Twunkle March 13, 2015

Douchehammer

Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.

*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.

1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."

by don grimm March 30, 2015