douchelorean

The asshole tailgating you with the lifted truck!

I am going to do a brake stand if that douchelorean doesn't get off my ass!

by cm115 April 10, 2015

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Douchecollar

The Bluetooth thin collar style headphones being used by douchebags to insulate and avoid society.

As if the earpods and Bluetooth earplugs weren't enough, the bling of the moment is the douchecollar.

by EE502 June 19, 2015

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A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.

Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

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Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016

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Douchecanoe

I used to have just $47 in my bank account.

Now I'm living in Beverly Hills. And you can to for only 3 payments of $997.

(The fake tits are included in the platinum package: 4 payments of $997)

Order today:

Spots are limited to 7 billion people.

Hi, my name is Tai Lopez. Or Lie Topez as my friends call me.

I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.

by I'm a playa... Email playa February 7, 2017

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