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Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
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Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
by Choppstewie October 31, 2023
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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doubleclutcher

When your nailing some girl doggystyle and you reach up to grab both them titties so you can drive it on home
My girl really enjoys when i doubleclutcher and drive it on home for a happy ending for all
by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017
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